Dudel-Schlumpf von Cordula:

Haggis Hurling Game
by the Perth Highland Pipe Band

BAND STRUCTURE
The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders


Drum Major:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Walks on Water
Talks to God

Piper:
Leaps small buildings with a run-up
Is a crack shot
Pulls railway carriages
Fords rivers
Listens to god

Side Drummer:
Vaults over fences
Is allowed his own sidearm
Can read a railway timetable
Knows how to put on fishing goullashes
Believes in God

Tenor Drummer:
Can open and walk through a door
Knows which is the dangerous end of a gun
Has his own train set
Wears Wellington boots
Talks to himself

Bass Drummer:
Trips over matchsticks
Is NEVER allowed near firearms
Says "Look at CHOO-CHOO"
Plays in puddles
Nobody listens to him and finally.

THE PIPE MAJOR:
Lifts tall buildings and walks underneath them
Catches bullets in his teeth and chews them
Kicks locomotives off their tracks
Drinks entire oceans
He IS GOD!!!!

Three men in a Boat - Bagpipes.pdf