Dudel-Schlumpf von Cordula:

Haggis Hurling Game
by the Perth Highland Pipe Band

The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders

Drum Major:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Walks on Water
Talks to God

Leaps small buildings with a run-up
Is a crack shot
Pulls railway carriages
Fords rivers
Listens to god

Side Drummer:
Vaults over fences
Is allowed his own sidearm
Can read a railway timetable
Knows how to put on fishing goullashes
Believes in God

Tenor Drummer:
Can open and walk through a door
Knows which is the dangerous end of a gun
Has his own train set
Wears Wellington boots
Talks to himself

Bass Drummer:
Trips over matchsticks
Is NEVER allowed near firearms
Says "Look at CHOO-CHOO"
Plays in puddles
Nobody listens to him and finally.

Lifts tall buildings and walks underneath them
Catches bullets in his teeth and chews them
Kicks locomotives off their tracks
Drinks entire oceans
He IS GOD!!!!

Three men in a Boat - Bagpipes.pdf